Beards are like tequila, they'll make your clothes fall off
Regular price $20.00
Because I'm the bride
Blow me, Im hot
Boss Babe
Bye Felicia
Caffeinated AF
Car Magnets
Regular price $15.00
Don't Know, Don't Care
For Fox Sake
Go Away, I'm Reading
Go sit on a cactus
Good Morning, I see the assassins have failed.
I Came, I Saw, I Had Anxiety So I Left
I do not spew profanities, I enunciate them like a fucking lady
I don't want to. I don't have to. You can't make me. I'm retired
I drink my coffee like a Gilmore
I like her butt
I like his beard
I like my coffee black like my soul
I run on Chaos Caffeine and Cuss Words